The TowRig Joke Thread

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    Hey, fellas! I've created this thread for us to share a few full-hearted laughs, something to lighten up the day when the going gets rough or you just needed something to pick you up from a gloomy day. Let me start this up with a few shorts:

    Scientists finally found out, how much sleep humans exactly need..

    ...just five more minutes.
     
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    This new thesaurus I bought is the worst..

    Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.
     
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    A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!"

    The grasshopper looks surprised and asks, "You have a drink named Steve?"
     
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    So this bear walks into a bar.

    The bear says, "I'll have……………………………………………………………………………………………………… a beer."

    Bartender says, "Hey bear, why the big pause?"
     

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